If you haven't seen the ad yet, Burger King is marketing a new cologne that makes the wearer smell like a beef patty. For those single men wanting to cast a scent of distinction or for those philandering married guys with the seven year itch that want a new smell to gain a competitive advantage in Hoboken's Babylonian plethora of hot fetching women, this scent just could be for you.
On the other hand it could bring out the inner Jeffrey Dahmer in at least some of us. Watch out for hungry giants going through burger withdrawal. Above all else: Wear with care.
Burger King's Fire Meets Desire
Burger King's Fire Meets Desire
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