Drag me to Hell - Beth Mason's Birthday Party Recap

Last night, Beth Mason had a birthday party celebrating a big milestone, her 50th Birthday Party at Lua. Uber-Mason loyalist and public speaking and Hoboken 411 ghost writing phenom Lane Bajardi was rumored to be there although I was not able to stomach the affair myself nor was I invited. I am unable at this point to determine Lane did actually muster up enough cash for the $50 gift to the Beth Mason Civic League (not association like the Russos) or he was just there on a comp. Here is a reader submission of what could have happened last night at Beth's Big 50 Birthday Bash. Try not to throw up your breakfast! :)

Who loves Beth Mason? Lane Bajardi that's who!

Below is a belated happy birthday message from "Timmy the Talking Cat" wishing Beth Mason a truly happy birthday despite the fact that I find her brand of shrill and obstructive politics really destructive for the City of Hoboken. As Rodney King would say "can't we all get along". I say no but we all do live in a mile square so happy birthday Beth.

Please note that Timmy the talking and singing cat phenom didn't use a binder to remember the lyrics. That is one smart cat! Maybe I should introduce him to Maurice and see what the old guard king maker can do. First off "Timmy the Talking Cat" will have to meet Mike Novak and do a round on the charity circuit just to get his name out there. That seems to be the formula for these Cammarano retreads the old guard is bringing up lately.

◦

Drag me to Hell - Beth Mason's Birthday Party Recap