There is a website called Living XL.com and it has some goodies like very large bath sheets that could cover most apartment floors in Hoboken, as well as super duper bath scales and alas, sturdy portable chairs. I like to refer to it as a website that has special products for special people.
Here is one such item (gotta get me one of these):
Sitting in this chair would have pre-empted my fall
To see my big fall at the Elks go to this YouTube video. At around the seven and a half minute mark comedian Vito Lantz mentions adoptions in Mississipi and soon after all hell breaks loose. Oh the trauma. LOL!
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