Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Mike Russo Video- It Wasn't me! (Parody)

Mike Russo fires back this morning with a show of diversity even though the building he lives in Church Towers is just by happenstance predominantly white. You see it was recently revealed that Mike Russo was caught red handed in an FBI Surveillance video doing everything there is to conduct a transaction that is a bribe accept take the money. With that fact now out in the open for all to see he could still win an election but his allies around him will all take a political hit by their association with him.

Russo in revived hit video "It wasn't me" - by Shaggy
With that in mind Russo, reached across the aisle in what many believe a desperation move and asked for the help of rapper Shaggy and his big hit "It wasn't me". Russo's political camp (Mama) is not sure if it will work or not but since he has already been caught in a string of lies he might as well double down in true Russo/Bajardi/Mason411 fashion and simply claim he wasn't the one in the FBI video.

Now this song is about infidelity with respect to women but Hoboken has felt the wrath of his betrayal by him selling out to developers so easily that he and his ilk have done over the years. His only way out at this point is complete denial and to do it repeatedly. Enjoy "It wasn't me", the 3rd Ward's revived cross-over hit in Church Towers.

Alternate lyrics:

Chorus 1:

Bethy came in and she caught me red-handed
creeping with the informant next door
picture this we were both money grubbing
bragging at the diner some more

how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was idling there she never took the bus off me

(Shaggy Russo)
how you can grant the woman access to your villa?
trespasser and a witness while you cling on your purple pillow
you bettah watch your back before she turn into a killah
best for you and the situation not to call the Raia
to be a true player you have to know how to play
if she say you're not, convince her, say you're just astray
never admit to a word when she say
makes a claim and you tell her Bethy no way

Chorus 2
Truth: but they caught you in the diner
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: saw you bragging about the power
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: You even said pay-to-play was a joke
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: they even caught you on camera
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: You even spilled the beans on Hector
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: You even picked Beth's Council Slate
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: Heard the screams getting louder
Shaggy Russo: it wasn't me
Truth: Beth bailed out before it was over

Mike Russo: It wasn't me at "Hootergate" either