This morning while I was commuting to work, I spotted perpetual candidate Jeff Boss handing out flyers and apparently he is running for Congress in 2010, The Senate in 2011 and President in 2012. Look out Obama, Palin and Romney!
Here are some of his claims (PRINTED IN ALL CAPS WHICH IS HIS WRITING STYLE):
1) JEFF BOSS WITNESSED THE NSA ARANGE THE 911 ATTACK AND HE HAS PROOF.
2) JEFF BOSS HAS 50 NSA AGENTS ON DVD ADMITTING ITS TRUE.
3) JEFF BOSS GOT 15% OF THE VOTE IN THIS JUNE'S CONGRESSIONAL PRIMARY.
4) JEFF BOSS GOT 8% OF THE VOTE IN THE PRIMARY VS. JON CORZINE.
5) JEFF BOSS BROUGHT AMERICA ONLINE (AOL) PUBLIC.
Here is my favorite quote from the back page of the one sheet flyer:
"The NSA is also using high frequency radio signals through these people's cell phones, cable TV, and internet to clog their brains and create extreme fear to prevent these people from speaking out."
Hmmm, I wonder if Jeff Boss has met the "Hudson Shark" when it comes to trying to silence critics? "Sharkie" is Hoboken's favorite quasi-literate and nearly outed and mosly toothless political operative from a nether region outside of Hoboken but not too far either. As for brain clogging, I would have to say you don't need a conspiracy with the NSA and high frequency radio waves, just go and read Hoboken 411! :) Perry Klaussen meet Jeff Boss. Jeff Boss meet Perry Klaussen.
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