Thursday, April 29, 2010

Guess who was at the BOE Meeting After All......

Going over the photos and videos I had I could swear that there was no sign of a certain malevolent presence at this week's BOE meeting though Patricia "Umbrella" Waiters certainly tried her best. This presence has recently stated the "invaluable service that Hoboken 411 provides the community" (not to mention his alleged ghost writing) and furthermore has become a certified world leading expert on municipal salaries (especially the newly appointed BA) despite having no actual government leadership experience or public sector HR experience. Furthermore, this menace to civility has threatened BOE members under his breath that he has dirt on them. He has also been out and about claiming to support tax cuts while previously supporting Peter Cammarano the "Yuppie Pied Piper of Patronage" in the Mayoral runoff. Oh and he also got arrested for assault recently and went on a personal poop crusade to attack someone who offended his sense of taste. Did anyone see him wearing those green shirts and purple ties last year? Can you say hypocrisy? I can and a double dose at that from this diminutive douche.

Still puzzled? I'm not. This picture was sent in by reader "Purple Pixel Pusher" (who did not want to be identified) reveals the identity of the master of multiple online screen names and unhinged public tirades (the wee one stuffed into someone's coat) .......

Photo Courtesy of Purple Pixel Pusher


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Hoboken BOE Swearing ....... In

Last night the "Clean Sweepers" from Kids First were all sworn in to their respective terms on the Board. Jean Marie Mitchell was sworn in for her one year term. Leon Gold, Irene Sobolov and Rose Markle were sworn in for their three year terms. Losing Candidate Patricia Waiters was swearing too. No, not profanity but she was swearing but that the election was rigged despite the fact that she got hundreds of dubious absentee ballots courstesy of the "Pupie Express".  Give it a rest honey and go get "Cammy" (Peter "Grind them into Powder" Cammarano) his umbrella and some butt plugs. Where he is going, he is going to need some.

Here are the swearing in Videos.....

Election Certification and Jean Marie Mitchell:

Leon Gold:

Irene Sobolov:

Rose Markle:


Monday, April 26, 2010

Dean Kemph Chimes in on Lane Bajardi's "Poop Crusade"

Here is a potential "Pooplitzer" prize winning writeup from Dean Kemph on the latest antics of chief citizen Zimmer hater Lane Bajardi, whose quasi-Elizabethan manufactured repulsion to grafix humor (despite supporting two Mayoral candidates full of more sh*t than a pig farm), propensity to blow up in a room full of witnesses, get processed by police and then file bogus counter charges over a week later for those who may not have been following the story, has been a scatological topic as of late. Lane Bajardi certainly adds a brownish taint to the local color and his recent behavior likely eradicates any remaining cred that the Napoleonic bastion of anger mismanagement might have left. Video may have indeed killed the radio star but vitriol keeps the little screaming demon presumably collecting unemployment and flinging more proverbial dung than a monkey in the Bronx Zoo. Anyway, Dean surprisingly in his own bitingly sarcastic way, gives accolades to the once employed radio man whose descent into the abyss is a lot like Hoboken's sewer system, full of sh*t, inadequate, underfunded, and clearly not up to the job or any job for that matter. Part of me actually pities the purple pillow plopping pestilent poop d'etat pedler.

Editor's Note: Readers this is so funny I almost sh*t myself. Kudos to Dean Kemph for excrementally elevating the debate and providing a well moving commentary that gets into the bowels of the Hoboken Politik. Given my new bard status from Cyber offender Grafix Avenger  check back tomorrow for more of my limericks on this situation. My bowels could explode with all the ideas in my body created by this political sh*t-storm if I don't purge them soon!:)

Limerick #1:

I try to keep my readers in the loop,
Lane Bajardi is really obsessed with poop,
He showed the public pics of excrement,
And he had few takers much to his lament,
And his few supporters have all flown the coop.

A word of political praise from Citizen Dean Kemph...

While my candid comments on the Hoboken political scene have been deservedly cast as generally critical, often questioning the judgments and motives of competing factions, I do feel compelled upon occasion to give credit where it’s due. So today I extend congratulations to Lane Bajardi (depicted left), who recently garnered the coveted Disorderly Person distinction from local law enforcement authorities; thereby gaining official recognition for the title he has informally held for the past year. The events leading to this honor were generally inspired by his obsession with his latest raison d’excrement, the poop pics which he now carries on his person like a naval officer with the nuclear codes. Unfortunately, his efforts to display the offending graphics have not met with widespread enthusiasm; rumor has it that he has even been unable to convince Beth Mason to take a gander. His inability to impact the indignation index at the Council meeting only fueled his outhouse outrage, and he barely had his hand into his briefcase/surrogate toilet before he was unceremoniously dumped from the BOE meeting. Understandably, he has fared even less favorably setting up his overhead projector on the dinner party circuit.

While I applaud the courageous imperviousness to crap that Lane displayed during the mayoral run, I also caution Mr. Bajardi that others are not always similarly inclined. Regardless of the public’s sensibilities towards the subject graphic parody, it may be time to realize that his campaign has not demonstrated much citywide…er…movement. The townsfolk seem to be suggesting that the last thing they need is Lane Bajardi intentionally attempting to trigger the collective repulsion reflex; possibly feeling that he has done that enough inadvertently. With so much left to complain about, the town needs his undivided attention focused on general criticism before he tailspins forever into the bowels of this one issue. Despite this setback, I remain confident that Lane will be able to flush it from his system and come up smelling like a rose.

- Dean Kemph ◦

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Cartel Has Hoboken Premiere tonight!

Bob Bowdon's The Cartel Movie to Premiere Tonight at Hoboken Cinemas

The Cartel movie will appear in a series of one-night-only screenings throughout New Jersey - but in addition to screenings, they will all also feature town hall meetings - including a Director Q&A with Bob Bowdon. All tickets $15. These events will benefit the distribution of the film. Tickets are still available for both the 7pm and 9pm shows as of this afternoon.

Location: Hoboken, NJ Clearview Cinema, 409 14th Street
Times: 7pm, 9pm on April 21st

Click here for more information....

Real Results, Real Good Results! Kids First Sweeps all Four Board Seats

Kids First Gets BOE Clean Sweep! (Once Provisionals are counted)

Maureen Sullivan, backer of her right wing partisan slate of tea bagging, foaming at the mouth (recently police processed and seemingly unhinged at times supporter Lane Bajardi comes to mind), factually misrepresenting Red Elephants could be probably heard singing to herself "All by myself" after yesterday's resounding defeat against Kids First and an old guard collection of Independents. She truly will be all alone on that Board for the remainder of her term. Shows what happens when you are not a team player. Provisionals still need to be counted in order to certify the election and there is a very slight chance that the third three year term could come into play but it is very mathematically unlikely.

Lesson learned here is that Hoboken does have its share of Republicans but enough of them voted for Kids First because they felt that either there were no real alternatives that care about the education of the Kids or that Kids First was the best ticket for the Public Schools. Either way the closeness of the election is a good take away for the Kids First Slate. Experience shows that power on the Hoboken BOE can be fleeting. There is much work to be done. Kids First must do a better job of reaching out to various constituencies and be more open to sensible opposing views.

Kids First Celebrating at Maxwell's Last Night
Note to Hoboken 411: Don't lift this photo Klaussenfurher!

3 Year Positions

•Irene Sobolov: 1,626
•Leon Gold: 1,464
•Rose Marie Markle: 1,322

Runners Up:
John Madigan 1,256
Kyelia Colon 1,071
Patricia Waiters 978
Elizabeth Markevitch 772
Perry Lin 661
Kathleen Tucker 659

Special Note to Yuppies: Functionally illiterate Pervasively incoherent Patricia Waiters (and I am being kind here) got more than 200 votes than Elizabeth Markevitch. Just goes to show the 4th Ward "machine vote" trumps the free market at least in Hudson County. I might disagree with Liz on some issues but imagine for a moment that someone like Patricia (who infamously held an umbrella for Cammarano during his perp walk) was on the BOE for three years. At least there would be some entertainment value but at whose expense? The kids? Turnout still stinks. Get out and vote people!

Congrats to a few of the Runners up: Kudos to Kyelia Colon for her strong showing as a first time BOE candidate. A friend whose opinion I trust had very nice things to say about her and her dedication to Hoboken issues. Also, I would like to congratulate Ken Howitt as well on a strong showing and I do understand why he ran for the board though I might not necessarily agree with all of his analysis.

1 Year Term

Jean Marie Mitchell: 1,243

Runners Up:
Ken Howitt 1,083
John Forsman III 610

Here is some very dimly lit video of Kids First celebrating at Maxwells: