CANDIDACY FOR DOGGIE MAYOR OF HOBOKEN
Hoboken, N.J. – May 5, 2009 – Patrick Melberg, a cairn terrier, today formally announced his candidacy for Doggie Mayor of Hoboken. Patrick is running on the platform of more open space for dogs and stricter enforcement of pooper scooper laws.
“In Hoboken, there are more dogs than children,” said Patrick. “As Doggie Mayor, I would make sure that the barks of all dogs in Hoboken are heard.”
Patrick wants more open space for dogs to enjoy recreational activities with their owners. In addition, he will work to replace the pebbles in city dogs runs with grass. “As Doggie Mayor, I will replace those nasty pebbles with real grass which is easier on our paws and more pleasing to our noses,” he said.
Patrick also feels pooper scooper laws should be enforced. “If residents would pick up after their dogs, Hoboken would be a more beautiful place for everyone,” he said, adding, “I would clean if I could, but I don’t have thumbs.”
A native of Long Island, Patrick moved to Hoboken when he was seven. He believes he will be elected Doggie Mayor despite the fact that he isn’t a B&R (born and raised). “The vast majority of dogs in Hoboken are transplants,” he said. “Very few of us were born here. I don’t think my birthplace will be an issue.”
For more information on Patrick’s campaign, visit his webpage at:
http://www.hirerynformayor.com/patrick.html
A 4-year resident of Hoboken, Patrick is a Cairn Terrier. Ryn Melberg, Hoboken mayoral candidate and Patrick’s owner, reports that Patrick likes squeaky toys and hanging out at Hoboken’s dog-friendly sidewalk cafes. He is also partial to naps. Patrick insists that his naps will not interfere with his ability to execute his duties as Doggie Mayor.
My comment: I called to confirm this was indeed a valid press release from Ryn Melberg and it is and was meant to be taken with a sense of humor. ◦
