Here is the latest Photoshop from visual satirist Graphix_Avenger Congratulating Dawn Zimmer:
One Cob Dawn,
Congratulations on your HUGE new cob... and you have 4 years to eat it!
Your opponents were left far behind in the cornfield because they pelted you with fertilizer, stinking up our mailboxes and televisions, while you harvested good will from our community with a positive, honest campaign, and ate all your vegetables in accordance with New Jersey State law. Thanks to all of those who helped you work the fields with their rakes and hoes (not the Jerry Springer kind), to the many who generously donated seed, and to members of the blogging community who offered truth in contrast to unseemly propaganda being disseminated elsewhere online. In the spirit of transparency, we look forward to seeing your niblets for years to come. We have reason to be hopeful.
One cob, one community, one future.
Best of luck,
Graphix_Avenger
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Congratulations on your HUGE new cob... and you have 4 years to eat it!
Your opponents were left far behind in the cornfield because they pelted you with fertilizer, stinking up our mailboxes and televisions, while you harvested good will from our community with a positive, honest campaign, and ate all your vegetables in accordance with New Jersey State law. Thanks to all of those who helped you work the fields with their rakes and hoes (not the Jerry Springer kind), to the many who generously donated seed, and to members of the blogging community who offered truth in contrast to unseemly propaganda being disseminated elsewhere online. In the spirit of transparency, we look forward to seeing your niblets for years to come. We have reason to be hopeful.
One cob, one community, one future.
Best of luck,
Graphix_Avenger
