Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Beth Mason and the Hoboken Chocolate Factory

In yet another bizzaro turn in Beth Mason's campaign here is another tale in the annals of Hoboken politrickery and street level campaigning. Several sources told me Beth Mason and a small army of  paid workers were handing out boxes of candy to residents at the ferry and various locations in the second ward for Valentines Day last night. Here is one account of Beth Mason playing "Willy Wonka" who requested his name withheld out of fear of retribution:

"On my way home a few of her little workers put candy in the face and said "compliments of Hoboken City Council". Never did they say Beth. I then asked if they were from Beth Mason and they finally said yes. The gave me a Hershey strawberry filled heart and a box of candy hearts."

A Beth Mason City Council, err Mayoral campaign is a lot
"like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get"

First there was the free round of beers last year during a Monday Night Football game, the poinsettia around Christmas,  and now the candy on Valentine's Day. While this no doubt helps Beth Mason get her name out there she could be running into jeopardy with 2nd Ward residents as they could just turn around and say "Is this all you could give us"?  This is yet another a sign that Beth Mason is pulling out all the stops for this campaign. Is this money well spent?

Finally, does any one have a problem with the fact that her workers were saying that the candies were from the City Council when they were just from Beth Mason? To me it is another sign of her poor communication that her workers could not stay on message and tell the truth.

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You don't deserve any chocolate giant. But I hope someone gave you some yesterday and then you swallow a whole piece, choke or get a heart attack. Maybe you want to make another dopey episode of cooking with the fool. Add some chocolate and sausage, fry over low heat. Eat. And die.

You can't stop Beth Mason from her vote buying operations. She is spreading the love in Hoboken. Me and Oscar got a box and he wolfed it down, but he's not looking too good now. Oscar...Oscar..... Okay, gotta run, Oscar is crapping on my roommate's carpet.
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Reformerus_Gianticus · 737 weeks ago

Your hate astounds me Das Klaussen. I have left your sphere of insanity and distortions and have created my own blog sphere over here. Granted it is a smaller sphere than the powder blue schlock you now pass off for news over at Hate411. While I do think you are a jerk I don't hold grudges in the same way I think you do towards me. I would not have a website today if it wasn't for the stunts and censorship that you pulled on me in 2008. Ain't Karma a bitch!

Now, I can just sit back and watch what happens when Beth Mason most likely loses come May. I know she is trying to "sugar coat" things and improve her brand image. Problem is vote buying doesn't work as well with people who foot large tax bills. Still I don't underestimate her in her drive for power and your need for a paycheck. Lets face it,; your ads aren't cutting it. And please keep Oscar away from that chocolate! We know how your ghost writer Lane detests poo!
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BethTakeManhattan · 737 weeks ago

Heard Oscar is rather worn out this morning.
Perry took him to the Taco Truck for a Valentine's Date and then back to the hovel for a night of fun under the free air filter machine he scammed from the vendor last year in exchange for a favorable review!
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BethTakeManhattan · 737 weeks ago

forgot to add all tis after they spent the day stalking Erica Muller in her Insurance Agency
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BethTakeManhattan · 737 weeks ago

She had me at the free Flowers, but now the candy! She's got my vote and my heart!
What a hack!

I guess candy is a good metaphor since the only heart Mason seems to have is something she is willing to give away to anyone who will support her.
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Another Guest · 737 weeks ago

Why candy? Because sweet goes well with sour.
I don't eat candy and won't vote for Beth.
An old Rodney Dangerfield joke comes to mind every time a hear of attempt by Mrs. Mason to buy some "friends."

"I tell ya i get no respect. No respect at all.

When I was a kid my parents had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me."

;)
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hullabaloo · 737 weeks ago

Who advised Mason that offering voters cheap candy was a reasonable substitute for good government and honesty?
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CantUnderstand · 737 weeks ago

Talking of Can't Understand Normal Thinking?

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