Monday, May 2, 2011

Hoboken Journal Exclusive! Osama Bin Laden Dead!- Beth Mason made call to Obama

The news for today is that Osama Bin Laden is dead and this been reported in all news outlets from local to international. What the rest of the world doesn't know is that uber-over the top 2nd Ward City Council Candidate Beth Mason actually made the call to Obama with the intel that led to the attack that killed Osama Bin Laden.

Beth Mason is now not only a hero to members of the Jewish community like Larry Stempler, she is now a national hero and is going places well beyond Hoboken's 2nd Ward! Good luck trying to keep her in Hoboken. Beth Mason is going places people! This is the breaking story she needed to take her campaign away from he distraction of Mike Russo's corruption and her complicity in it.

What makes this story credible is that Beth Mason actually in the past got Hudson Street repaved by making calls to Hudson County to expedite according to her previous press releases. With such a track record and the fact that her and Ricky paid tens of  thousands of dollars to go to a Barack Obama dinner once, this established the very tight bond that Beth Mason and her bro Obama now have. In fact Obama now takes calls form Beth Mason before he takes them from his own Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

With all of the hoopla going around now in the Beth Mason camp, the Hoboken Journal feels that Beth is way too distracted to handle a local campaign let alone Hoboken City Council meetings and as such urges 2nd Ward Hoboken residents to vote Tom Greaney to put Hoboken first. After all Beth is one busy girl.

Editor's Note: This is obviously a parody. The death of Bin Laden is great news for this country. Hopefully this wil not mean that the extremists will amp up more attacks on the US. For the victims of Bin Laden's violence their is a sense that justice has indeed prevailed.  The serpent has one less head.